metamorphosis2011:

Let’s play ‘spot the guys who’ve been snooping round tumblr’

x

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

lolinondodatt:

obeyaqsaa:

i couldnt scroll past this i had to reblog

I really tried to scroll past it

snorlaxatives:

i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks

image

vaultnumber713:

I love them

they’re wondering what he’s looking for

orchid-breath:

124:

there isnt a single part of this vine i dont like

oH mYGOD